Wednesday, September 22, 2004

All the tiles like dollar bills

I take long bathroom breaks at work. I rub my hands together and think, "I'm gonna go make five dollars!" I tear off the toilet paper like little certificates of deposit.

2 Comments:

At 9:57 AM, Blogger Register the Cat said...

Sometimes I go to the bathroom and then forget which one I went in and am suprised when I come out.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Jim Higdon said...

Pardon me, Miss Bank Teller, I need to make a deposit. Please hold my time card while I shit out five dollars.

 

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