Tuesday, September 21, 2004

The Fat Baby That Cried

There once was a cubbly little baby, cute as could be that was sitting on a log, moss covere of course, in the woods, weeping. Up to him crawled a small stick bug, like you would see perched on a boy's shoulder in a picture in National Geographic. The stick bug said, "I know why you are crying." The baby, suprised that the little stick bug could talk and that it understood his existential pain, said, "Really?" "Yes," the stick bug said, "You cry because you are a disgusting baby that smells of special oils and you can't even feed yourself," and with that the bug ate the baby whole.

The next morning the sun rose.


At 6:07 PM, Blogger stark pimp said...

Thank you. Back at you.


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